He looks at my drink…”let me get you another!” and runs off toward the bar. He comes back with a full pint for me.. I look over at his glass.. only half full. Then back to my own. An overflowing curvaceous goddess of liquid gold full to it’s brim.
I grab his glass… and pour half of the drink he came back with into it before he can say…
“Hey!!! Why did you do that?” he looks at me slightly angry. I don’t really understand why because they’re both the same drink. And I hadn’t even taken a sip of mine. Sharing is caring right?
I decide I won’t take a sip until he takes one first. I wait patiently. One minute… two minutes. Three pass. Four.. then FINALLY.
He takes a gulp. Ok. Probably rohypnol free then. My green light to go. I drink my half with an innate awareness. Why is he going so slow…..It doesn’t take long. I’ve finished. And I get up to leave.
“Where are you going?” he glances up looking perplexed. I shrug. And decide to culminate a less paranoid explanation… “Er.. I need to get some.. chips? Night!”. Chips, chips, chips, du, du, du, du, du. Mmmm chips Ci bum ci bum bum
Good luck my baby.
Love the energy of this video.. single from Clean Bandit entitled ‘Rather Be’ featuring Jess Glynne. They recently performed at the Fred Perry’s Sub-Sonic Live concerts reached Number 1 in the midweeks for the UK single charts, and became a ‘most blogged track’ on Hype Machine as well as topping the iTunes chart. The band are rumoured to become one of the hottest cross over acts of 2014.
Fresh from playing Glastonbury here is an introduction to The Patrick James Pearson Band – one of my ‘one’s to watch’.. one’s to watch rise that is… taken over by past Hard Fi/The Bluetones/My Vitriol’s Management – they have some experienced backing helping them up the greasy pole of the music industry. And we hope they make it (turns to cameralady: don’t we Sophie?). Here we discuss fascism/elitism/classism and music* (all very briefly)… also featuring Richard from Hard Fi…
*We hold no grudges against Peaches Geldof – we are simply using her as an example in the topic of debate.
Thank you to Sophie Lasson on camera!
I am also recommending www.amnestytv.co.uk – which has educated me a bit today.. worth a watch!